Toddler dictionary

My as haircups – I have the hiccups

Hairplane goes wussssss – Airoplane goes whoosh

Hub de bulder – Bob the builder

Dutball – Football

Boy und pengin – Lost and Found DVD

Am got sawbewwies – I have strawberries

Darego – There you go

Want mulk – Please may I have my milk

I’m did it – Look what I did

and this mornings favourite ….

Dat poo not normous – that is not an enormous poo (actually it was enormous!)